my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.
ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking
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IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE
It sounds like something that’d be in animal crossing
I fuckign can’t