actualangelashton:

How are you all still alive?

   N o t a l l o f u s a r e

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thunderswarehouse:

leotheleprachaun:

makingfunofthestarks:

On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

Dale Gribble

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itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

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chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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rosewolfy:

Make me choose

↳  asked: Whouffle kiss or Doctor Song kiss?

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nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

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serkets:

god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.

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let’s be real here, if we were in the Marvel universe we would all be Darcy

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656,097 plays

keo-beans:

eldiabla:

anfagistan:

gogogadgetweave:

bradford-socks:

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

?????  ??????? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? ?? ? ??

IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE

It sounds like something that’d be in animal crossing

I fuckign can’t

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xxxxxx6x:

Sorry Thor, Sorry Ian..
Loki needs a kiss.

xxxxxx6x:

Sorry Thor, Sorry Ian..

Loki needs a kiss.

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whatisthat-velvet:

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

LMAO

whatisthat-velvet:

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

LMAO

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