boomer-rowdyruff:

siren-stuff:

"Warnings: Major character death—"

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"Half of your OTP x OC—"

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"Unfinished. Last time updated: 358451 years a—"

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"Starts with your OTP—

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—but eventually NOTP”

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I LAUGHED IN TEARS ON THE FOURTH ONE

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gunpowderandspark:

(Source)

The Republican Party recently released an ad assuring us that, yes, there actually are Black Republicans.

A message that would have probably been more impactful if the only appearance of a Black person in their video wasn’t a stock photo they had to pay to use…

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tuxedoducklinq:

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

WHICH FUCKING GIRL IS THE MONSTER TBH IT COULD BE EITHER IF I WAS THAT DAD IVE BEEN ON THE FUCKTHAT TRAIN TO NOPESVILLE ALREADY

tuxedoducklinq:

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

WHICH FUCKING GIRL IS THE MONSTER TBH IT COULD BE EITHER IF I WAS THAT DAD IVE BEEN ON THE FUCKTHAT TRAIN TO NOPESVILLE ALREADY

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theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

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jennstarkid:

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

the kidz bop version of movies

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gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

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niqabistruggles:

norizon-above-all:

hairymanhatinglesbian:

canmakedothink:

-teesa-:

9.2.14

PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.

JESSICA WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT

I really like her

no but seriously imagine how fabulous life would be if she was president. 

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gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

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supernaturalfangirlingconstantly:

HOW DID WE NOT CATCH THIS BEFORE

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ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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The cast of Game of Thrones @ Comic-Con 2014

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