Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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4,488 plays

theelrohir:

Gavins “curses” in the latest Cloudberry Kingdom LP leads the AH guys to singing

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intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

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ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

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fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

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georgeofoldvalyria:

everyone’s like “hA HA EASTER IS ON 4/20 LOL BLAZE IT PRAISE IT”

and then in Britain we’re just like “it’s 20/4 don’t blaze anything except the toaster for some hot cross buns and the kettle for an accompanying cup of tea” 

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ashton-hugs:

officialannakendrick:

troyesivan:

me tbh

well yeah that IS you

Troye’s response

ashton-hugs:

officialannakendrick:

troyesivan:

me tbh

well yeah that IS you

Troye’s response

image

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septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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gossamer-galaxy:

june2734:

Disney’s Walking Dead

by Kasami-Sensei

Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse

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awkward-lee:

Achievement Hunter Presents: GO! #26 

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